There has been evidence of association between femoral shaft fractures and prolonged bisphosphonate therapy. We present a case series of bisphosphonate-associated fractures and invaluable lessons we have learnt. Over the last three years at our unit we have collected a case series of eight patients who have had atypical femoral fractures whilst on bisphosphonate therapy. We present illustrative cases, a summary of key findings, and invaluable lessons we have learnt. There was a long period of prodromal pain for two years before incomplete fractures developed. We speculate this is a warning sign of impending fracture. This may have been prevented with screening. Between incomplete fracture and complete fracture there was a short window of one month. Five patients presented with complete fracture, and three with thigh pain +/- evidence of incomplete fracture. Of the latter group all but one went on to develop complete fractures. The one patient who did not progress died six years after diagnosis. Of those five patients who presented with initial complete fracture, three patients recall thigh pain before fracture on further questioning. Despite being diaphyseal femoral fractures, there is a higher risk of neck of femur fractures in this patient cohort (both patients with initial interlocked nails subsequently developed neck of femur fractures soon after and were revised to cephalomedullary nails). Excluding one death from unrelated cause, only one patient has signs of complete fracture healing. All other patients are still receiving follow-up (mean 490 days). Three patients reported bilateral symptoms (pain). Two had had bilateral symptoms for one year. Both had visible incomplete fractures on further radiographic scrutiny; one underwent prophylactic cephalomedullary nailing, one was managed with active surveillance. We suggest that improved pain and radiographic changes of cortical healing may be misleading and should not be relied upon. Cephalomedullary nailing is the treatment of choice in these fractures due to higher risk of neck of femur fractures in this cohort. We suggest prompt prophylactic cephalomedullary nailing when radiographic incomplete fractures are identified due to a short window before progression to complete fracture, and the need to consider contralateral prophylactic nailing in patients describing bilateral symptoms. We speculate that thigh pain is a warning sign of impending fracture and fracture-progression can be prevented with appropriate screening.